Breaking!

The Redbirds, with a farm system filled with prized Holsteins, don’t show any signs of letting Chicago catch up with them, what with the Cubs' farm system as bare as Will Ferrell streaking in “Old School.”

"It's quite a relief." said Al Shenkmeyer, of northwest suburban Crystal Lake. "I felt like such an outcast at these games, with the staring and the pointing. I feel good now."

"With Toews and Kaner finally getting on the score sheet, it's just a matter of time before we take home the cup. Hawks in 6!" the Lisle, Illinois resident told co-workers this morning, a mere 24 hours after telling the same office-mates that the Bruins "just wanted it more" and that there was "no stopping Rask."

"All I did was ask him if I could just squeeze his face! I told him it was an Italian thing and he said 'Sure!' so I did!" She had gone on to elaborate, "I did say thank you. He signed the jersey and the line kept moving. So there is no problem here!"

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell made some serious announcements earlier this week that he said reflect a heighten concern for safety of all those associated with the NFL.

Since "blowing up" this team at the trade deadline is imminent, VP of Marketing Brooks Boyer decided to have some fun and is giving away construction hardhats to the teams first loyal customers.

The Chicago Cubs today announced that nine players from this year’s draft have signed letters of intent to purchase Cubs season tickets for next season, bringing the number to nine fans who have purchased or have promised to purchase 2014 season tickets.