Jim Schwartz promises Lions fans he’ll learn how to coach this season
Coming off a 4-12 campaign, Detroit Lions fans needed a reason to believe this season, and head coach Jim Schwartz has provided it, vowing to "learn how to coach this year, I swear."
Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes stage intervention for their good friend Johnny Manziel
Disgusted by their close friend Johnny Manziel’s hard partying ways, and worried that he could be headed down a path of no return, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Amanda Bynes all decided to stage an intervention for Johnny Manziel at his apartment in College Station.
Cubs Week In Review: The return of Ryno and a series not lost? That’s...
Friday marked the return of Ryne Sandberg to Chicago as a big league manager. The Cubs celebrated the event by bringing in Bruce Sutter to give up a couple homers to Ryno and then actually beat his team two out of three games.
Sveum twerks Cubs batting order
“I’ve decided to twerk the lineup a bit. You know, change it up,” Sveum told The Vine Line.
Epstein admits to mixing up the careers of Sandberg, Sveum
“Sandberg ... damn, I knew it started with an ‘S’,” Epstein was overheard muttering as he strode by reporters before Friday’s game.
Illini fans demand Zook’s return after near disastrous opener
After the University of Illinois barely beat Southern Illinois in the Illini first game of the college football season, angry fans and alumni took to Green Street in Champaign. They demanded the firing of head coach Tim Beckman and the rehiring of Ron Zook, who was let go by the university in 2011.
Northwestern students excited about 7π rank in AP, [(4!) – 2] rank in ESPN...
As the Northwestern Wildcats football team gears up for their season opener against Cal on Saturday night, students at the prestigious Evanston college were ecstatic to find their team ranked by AP, the coaches poll, and ESPN, each of whom have them as the 7 multiplied by π best team in the nation (or (4!)-2 in factorials).
