Cutler contract poison pill: If he throws 25 picks, team will re-sign J’Marcus Webb
"What better way to scare Cutler into making fewer unwise throws than threatening to re-sign the left tackle who anchored an offensive line that once let him get sacked 52 times?"
Lovie Smith given second chance to miss playoffs 5 of next 6 years
“I’m extremely excited for the opportunity,” Smith said in an introductory press conference. “To take this team to water, then not allow them to drink is something I greatly look forward to.”
Bears annual post season press conference enters second week
As local scribes scrambled to grab make-shift cots to nap in between transitional presentations from GM to coach, the filibuster was expected to continue for at least four more days.
Cutler, Bears, agree to 7-year contract of not caring
Representatives for Jay Cutler and the Bears have announced the two sides have agreed to a seven-year contract of not caring, ensuring that the Bears starting quarterback of the past five seasons will continuing his patented brand of apathy through the 2020 season.
Mississippi St. checks ‘Win bowl game sponsored by car parts company’ off their list
When Mississippi St. started their football season back in August, head coach Dan Mullen gathered his players after practice one day an laid out a long list of goals. Tops on that list was winning a bowl game sponsored by a car parts company.
Bears to face Lions in inaugural TheHeckler.com Bowl
"The Heckler is a real farce of a publication, so we thought this would be a great opportunity to set up a farce of a bowl game for these farcical football teams to play in."
Family expresses concern as Greg Schiano spends all day meticulously crafting ‘Schiano Men’ out...
"We just want him to come up and spend some time with the family," his wife told media outlets. "When he got fired, we figured we'd at least get to see more of him around the house."
