Weird coworker knows way too much about women’s biathlon
“The thing is, in biathlon, with such a small caliber bullet, you have to really compensate for the wind rattling it around. As you can imagine, even for the strongest women with the most toned hindquarters, that level of concentration needed is tough to maintain after skiing for several kilometers at a world-class speed.”
Meet the one guy who turns off the TV during Olympic ‘spoiler alerts’
This isn't the only example of Hellman wasting the collective nation's time. He has objected to more than 20 weddings, he constantly asks additional, pointless questions at the end of meetings, and he even writes checks to pay for his groceries.
NBC sends reporter to kick Bode Miller in shin and throw sand in his...
"Covering the the Olympics is about identifying the human moments that we all can relate to," said Mark Lazarus, chairman of NBC Sports. "And what's more human than getting bullied by a needling reporter?"
NFL Report: Proceeds from player fines account for 100% of Goodell’s salary
According to the bombshell report, Goodell personally strong-armed league officials to "double and sometimes triple" fines handed out to players, even when the reasoning was vague.
Local creep holds women’s skeleton event in his basement
“Real skeletons, man!” said party attendee Phillip Scott. “Sure, the fact that they were moving at a high rate of speed made it hilarious. But after the first two races I totally called the police.”
Costas revealed as ‘Tears of Blood’ spy by KGB informant
Costas has used his "tears of blood" to coax untold secrets from many sports and political figures, sharing them with mentor Howard (Vladimir Toupeenitsyn) Cosell, previously thought deceased.
Putin rescinds controversial gay propaganda laws after meeting Patrick Sharp
“We may have made a mistake,” said Putin. “What person would not want to grab this man by his face and kiss both cheeks more times than normal social etiquette would call for?”
