White Sox announce first ever ‘Cell-Ebration’ tonight to ring in 23 years and 5...
Not to be outdone by the 100 year Wrigley Field anniversary party today, the White Sox have announced their first ever “Cell-Ebration,” a huge bash celebrating U.S. Cellular Field’s 23 years and 5 days birthday tonight.
Cubs honor Wrigley’s 100th by announcing they’re ‘finally tearing the dump down’
The Cubs shocked the baseball world today by capping off Wednesday's ceremony honoring the 100th anniversary of Wrigley Field's opening by announcing the legendary stadium's impending demolition.
Samardzija claims health of economy hinges on his future contract
“You probably don’t know this about me, but I really know how to invest money,” said Samardzija. “We’re talking stocks, bonds, various hair care products, a giant pirate flag for my front lawn. Like an old flag from a real pirate ship. That has to cost a lot, right? I can totally turn this thing around."
Jimmer Fredette prepared for playoff spotlight
"People are going to question where the offense is going to come from. Well, that's why I'm here," said Fredette. "How about offensive rebounds? I've had one so I've proven myself there too."
That one Cardinals fan living in Chicago absolutely insufferable after Blues’ Game 1 victory
The Cardinals fan in question has been spotted approaching complete strangers while saying things like, "Tough loss for you guys last night, huh?" and, "You have to admit, from an outsiders perspective, that was a pretty great win for the Blues, wasn't it?"
‘Totally healthy’ Kane and Toews will play rest of first round duck-taped to each-other
"Kane will do the bulk of the skating, while Toews will be strapped to his back, barking out orders. This should feel familiar to both.”
Female Blackhawks fan super-pissed she can’t grow a playoff beard
"Sure, I could wear a fake beard made of yarn or something, but it's not the same," she said, despondent. "I honestly don't give a crap about whether it's attractive. I just want to support the team."
