‘Ending the lockout’ doesn’t make Gary Bettman’s list of New Year’s resolutions
"Oh, I plan to be a lot more diligent with the Rogaine," said Bettman, who suffers from male pattern baldness. "I also want to spend more time watching basketball, hope to lose 10 pounds and no matter what happens -- I will nap at least five hours a day in 2013."
Mullets, tats and couples therapy: Hawks players reveal plans for long offseason
Thanks to an early postseason exit, the Blackhawks will have plenty of spare time this offseason. This is how they plan to spend it.
Hawks fan reconsiders playoff beard after season turns hair white
“My head was what you might call ‘salt and pepper’ back in October. But first there was that Colorado game, then all the injuries and those refs in Montreal! Ugh!” declared Hawks fan Donald Schwartz. “The last few strands went white during the Minnesota game. I don’t wanna look like Santa come June.”
Hjalmarsson taken to body shop to get dents pounded out
Being a shot-blocking machine has taken a toll on Niklas Hjalmarsson's body. But the Hawks are determined to keep him running.
Hawks regret playing entire season with replica Stanley Cups strapped to their backs
The giant Stanley Cup replicas adorning this season’s jerseys have been nothing but trouble for Blackhawks players.
Rose and Toews reveal secret race to attain Jedi status
Captain Serious and Mr. MVP are on a path towards a new level of consciousness. And they're taking their respective teams along with them.
Kane tweaks ‘lower body’ after night on the town in Edmonton
Details are still sketchy, but Hawks star Patrick Kane's latest injury does not seem to be a result of hockey-related activities.
