Heckler Cartoon: Wrigley Field Seagulls jump on Hawks bandwagon
The Chicago Blackhawks are so dominant this season, fans have been coming out of the woodwork to support the team. Now, even the Wrigley Field Seagulls have jumped on the bandwagon.
Bettman admits NHL realignment plan picked out of a hat
“How else would Tampa Bay and Vancouver get in the same division?” Bettman mused in an interview with the NHL Network. “Besides, who the hell in this league is smart enough to actually come up with something logical?”
Chicago media can’t remember what they asked Hawks players about before streak
“Do you, um … like hockey?” one reporter asked a confused Patrick Kane. Several minutes of awkward silence followed, until somebody finally asked Kane if he remembered the streak.
‘Fire Quenneville’ website created after Hawks loss
Stan "Stosh" Kovaleski of northwest suburban Bensenville has started a "Qancel Qoach Q" website after the Blackhawks 6-2 loss to Colorado Saturday night.
Annoying 1972 Dolphins break out champagne after Blackhawks loss
Just minutes after the Blackhawks' 6-2 loss to Colorado Friday night, the living members of the 1972 Dolphins again annoyingly toasted the continuation of their reign as pro sports' most recent undefeated team.
Blackhawks to play split-squad games the rest of the season
"We're excited," said goalie Corey Crawford, who still hasn't found out which team he will be on. "I just wish one of us was in the Eastern Conference so we could meet for the Stanley Cup."
Joel Quenneville’s mustache elected Pope
In an announcement that has sent shock waves through the world's Catholic community, the Papal conclave in the Vatican has announced that the new Bishop of Rome will be none other than the mustache of Chicago Blackhawks head coach, Joel Quenneville.
