Friday, February 6, 2026

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 12, 2012 (Vikings)

Play along as the Bears and their troubled offensive line take on the Vikings in a "must-win" game with "playoff type atmosphere."

Cutler getting a new offensive line for Christmas

"I really wanted to wait until the big day to give it to him, but without his present he may not make it to Christmas in one piece," said Smith.

Jim Schwartz takes out bounty on NFL officials

After a blown call and obscure NFL rule gave the Houston Texans a free touchdown on Thursday, Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz has taken out a bounty on all NFL officials.

Gabe Carimi thankful for still being employed

As families gathered around the dinner table this Thursday, many people gave thanks for the important things in life. Bears offensive tackle Gabe Carimi, for example, is happy to still be employed after last Monday's performance.

Bears to start two blocking sleds at offensive tackle against Vikings

"What happened to our offensive line in San Francisco was completely unacceptable," exhausted head coach Lovie Smith said, after apparently staying up all night re-living the nightmare that was the Bears 32-7 loss. "It was so bad, I almost raised my voice at one point."

Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 11, 2012

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

JWebb wins second NFL Defensive Player of Week Award

Webb led the charge to the quarterback yet again on Monday night, getting three sacks in the first half. Jason Campbell was never able to shake the pressure from Webb and the rest of the the 49'ers.