Offensive tackle J’Marcus Webb has done the impossible again; he has won his second Defensive Player of the Week award from the NFL. Webb led the charge to the quarterback yet again on Monday night, getting three sacks in the first half. Jason Campbell was never able to shake the pressure from Webb and the rest of the the 49’ers.

“Am I Moses?” a concussed Campbell said at halftime. “Because I keep getting swallowed up by the red sea.”

Biblical inaccuracy aside, for yet another week this season, the Gatekeeper has found his Key Master, and has worked his way to his second Player of the Week Award. Congratulations Mr. Webb, you have a special talent.