Lambeau Field gets dome so fans can keep their food warm during playoffs
We have heard your concerns in between bites," said Thompson. "And now with the new dome that will go over Lambeau, you can be sure that from here and forever more, your nachos, fried beer nuggets, and Bratwurst Bacon Cheesehead Buffalo Patties will stay warm no matter how cold it gets outside.”
Cutler contract poison pill: If he throws 25 picks, team will re-sign J’Marcus Webb
"What better way to scare Cutler into making fewer unwise throws than threatening to re-sign the left tackle who anchored an offensive line that once let him get sacked 52 times?"
Bears annual post season press conference enters second week
As local scribes scrambled to grab make-shift cots to nap in between transitional presentations from GM to coach, the filibuster was expected to continue for at least four more days.
Cutler, Bears, agree to 7-year contract of not caring
Representatives for Jay Cutler and the Bears have announced the two sides have agreed to a seven-year contract of not caring, ensuring that the Bears starting quarterback of the past five seasons will continuing his patented brand of apathy through the 2020 season.
Bears to face Lions in inaugural TheHeckler.com Bowl
"The Heckler is a real farce of a publication, so we thought this would be a great opportunity to set up a farce of a bowl game for these farcical football teams to play in."
Family expresses concern as Greg Schiano spends all day meticulously crafting ‘Schiano Men’ out...
"We just want him to come up and spend some time with the family," his wife told media outlets. "When he got fired, we figured we'd at least get to see more of him around the house."
New Cutler contract includes incentives to not say ‘whatever’
A source close to the team said, “If Jay doesn’t say ‘whatever’ in press conferences and during his radio program, he’ll earn a bonus of $50,000 per event. It could total as much as $1 million for each season.”
