NFL Report: Proceeds from player fines account for 100% of Goodell’s salary
According to the bombshell report, Goodell personally strong-armed league officials to "double and sometimes triple" fines handed out to players, even when the reasoning was vague.
Report: Seattle Seahawks to be relocated to Oklahoma City by David Stern
Stern closed his remarks by stating, "No matter what happens, let's just say that the fair city of Seattle might want to think twice before they issue me a parking ticket in 2005 again."
Mustached Peyton Manning burns down Omaha, Nebraska
Though details are currently sketchy, numerous sources are saying that the fire seems to have been set intentionally and maliciously by Peyton Manning, wearing a fake mustache in an unsuccessful attempt to hide his identity.
Super Bowl continues to be delayed, pending arrival of Broncos
"Maybe they got caught in a traffic jam on a bridge or something," said New Jersey governor Chris Christie. "It's been known to happen from time to time."
80% of Americans plan to wait until Super Bowl hits Netflix or Amazon Prime
"Maybe Netflix will release all the Super Bowls at once, including this year's," said avid House of Cards fan and casual sports watcher Mike Benson. "That would be great. I could binge them all in two days."
Marshawn Lynch says he’ll only talk to reporters through game of ‘Telephone’
"I'm just here to play football dress water pink wasp party," Lynch was quoted as saying.
Super Bowl XLVIII Bingo — Seahawks vs. Broncos
Play along as the Seattle Seahawks and Denver Broncos do battle on the biggest stage of them all, except for the halftime stage, of course.
