Mike Tice revealed to be figment of Lovie Smith’s imagination
“The random timeouts, his inability to get plays out on the field, they all make sense now,” said QB Jay Cutler. “Coach Smith had to wait for his own personal Tyler Durden to saunter in and tell him what to do.”
The NFL proposes a dozen more rule changes to combat concussions
In order to reduce concussions, the NFL recently moved kickoffs up to the 35-yard line, and went as far as proposing to eradicate them altogether. What other ideas have they come up with?
Hungover fan skipping work today thinks Cutler is giant wuss
The tired, achy fans of Chicago agree -- Jay Cutler is too weak for this town.
Recently fired Schwartz confident he will quickly find work in Detroit’s robust job market
After five years as Detroit's head coach, Jim Schwartz is out of a job, fired for failing to make the playoffs this year despite a 6-2 start. Schwartz said he's staying in Detroit, where he's confident he'll find a new job in short order.
Lions fan born last time Detroit won in Green Bay enjoys first legal beer
"It's kinda weird to think we haven't won at Lambeau in my lifetime," said Benson, who was born in 1991. "Then again, we're pretty terrible. Maybe by the time I retire they'll have broken the streak ... but I doubt it."
Rookie cop in Detroit still hasn’t arrested NFL player despite three full weeks on...
"It's embarrassing," said the officer. "All the guys keep making fun of me for being a cherry. Or they say I must be blind if I haven't spotted a drunk Lion on the road yet."
Members of the 2008 Detroit Lions celebrate Indianapolis victory on Sunday by uncorking 40...
Among those celebrating were wide receiver Brandon Middleton, quarterback John Kitna, and running back Rudi Johnson, all of whom claimed to look forward to the Colt 45 uncorking every year.
