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Trestman attributes ‘great’ practices to bad defense facing inept offense
Following multiple crushing losses, head coach Marc Trestman has emphatically cited the Bears great practices as his primary excuse during post-game press conferences.
Brandon Marshall Twitter troll winds up being Golden Gloves boxer
In another stroke of bad luck for the Bears, the Twitter troll was later revealed to be a Golden Gloves boxer, who will most likely mop the floor with Marshall should the two ever actually match up.
New glitch in Madden 15 allows Bears to beat Packers
Gamers everywhere are rejoicing after a new glitch was recently uncovered in Madden 15 that enables the Bears to finally beat the Packers by simply entering a few cheat codes and mid-season coaching changes.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings: I wet my pants during Bears blowout loss
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL...
Autopsy results of Bears season to be released in 4 to 6 weeks
A Chicagoland medical team has recently begun to perform an autopsy on the 2014 Chicago Bears, hoping to find an answer why the once-promising team suddenly rolled over and died at the midway point of the season.
Cutler’s visit to local hospital leaves patients even more depressed
"It was great Jay wanted to help out but he's not exactly the most cheery guy on the planet," said Weiss Memorial Hospital director Phil Stevens. "His inability to relate to patients was really tough to overcome."
