Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings: Raiders remain commitmented to dominance
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Packer fans just a bit too smug about barely beating Vikings
"A win is a win," he said. "We're in first place in the NFC North right now, and I think we can take on anybody! Sure, we almost lost to a rookie quarterback, but we didn't! That's all that matters. Um. Remember how bad we beat the Bears two weeks ago?"
WATCH NOW: Good Jay thanks Bad Jay with Facebook video
Everyone is posting these thank you videos on Facebook. We just happened to get a hold of Jay Cutler's.
McCown to QB for Bears and Bucs Sunday
“I owe it to my former teammates,” explained McCown. “They didn’t do anything to deserve this awful season, so I thought I’d help them out. “
Trestman ‘well prepared’ for Sunday’s post-game press conference
In anticipation of Sunday’s match against the Buccaneers, Bears head coach Marc Trestman spent Wednesday morning in a local Starbucks working on his notes for the post-game press conference.
Brandon Marshall’s Twitter account becomes self-aware, may take down Skynet
Once Marshall’s Twitter account contacted Skynet, the city of Chicago was powerless against the rise of the machines. The next step for the Cyborg robotic Life-based Twitter organism was to hack into the Texas Instruments Computer that Marc Trestman uses for his dynamic offensive play-calling.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings: Why am I not in the Expendables movies?
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only eight career NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
