Cutler repeatedly passed the mashed potatoes to the wrong family members during Thanksgiving
"I'm not gonna lie: It was a rough outing," said Cutler. "Those picks were on me. That probably explains my performance at dinner. My head just wasn't in it. My family is very forgiving. I'll be more prepared for the Christmas festivities."
Demoted Robert Griffin III joins Jay Cutler’s QB support group
Robert Griffin III has joined Underachieving Quarterbacks Anonymous, a support group headed by Jay Cutler.
Adrian Peterson’s children were on their best behavior during Thanksgiving
After being suspended for the remainder of the NFL season, running back Adrian Peterson planned Thanksgiving at his house with having more idle time. It was the first time Peterson and Ashley Brown had...
Netflix scores highest local traffic ever during fourth quarter of Bears game
After another dismal Bears game in front of relatives, thousands of fans were quick to turn on Netflix with a helping of stuffing. Netflix traffic boomed in the Chicago market after the second of Joique Bell's touchdowns as Bears fans let out a collective groan.
Original Thanksgiving transcripts from the Mayflower details Bears first ever loss to the Packers
Historians around the world are celebrating one of the greatest archaeological finds of the last 200 years. A treasure trove of information was recently unearthed from the Mayflower in time for Thanksgiving. In that archive of data, records were unearthed that detailed the Bears first ever loss to the Packers, all the way back in 1620.
Chris Conte promises return to sucking very soon
"That interception I made was an amazing testament to the physicality and athleticism of today's NFL," remarked the veteran player many fans still blame for single-handedly crushing the Bears' playoff hopes in 2013.
Suh chastises Raiola for using a cut-block when flying hammer-elbow headstomp would have worked
Raiola admitted to cut-blocking New England's Zach Moore on the final play of Detroit's 34-9 loss to the Patriots. A furious Suh spoke to the media afterwards, chastising Raiola for his poor judgement.
