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"Listen, spaghetti trip might trap the bad grass, but no sauce knows what the pickle's done, you know?" Clausen added.

"SMH," the 75-year-old sports icon added, followed by a frowning emoticon.

“Based on his spectacular performance against Detroit, it certainly looks like Jimmy will venture into Sid-land sometime in the next 10 years or so,” coach Marc Trestman told the media.

Demoted after a particularly shaky home performance against the New Orleans Saints on Monday Night, Cutler said he has no issue being relegated to a backup role. “I’ll do whatever coach Tarkman says I should do, and part of that is being supportive of whoever and stuff,” Cutler explained.

"Should this vile media be released, we will find no recourse but to enact swift, powerful justice upon those responsible," Raiders owner and supreme leader Mark Davis said in a team-issued statement lambasting the potential release of 2014 Raiders games to a national audience. "Such an act of defamation will not be met idly."

We all know this NFL thing isn't working out so why not start exploring my options? Coach said he would talk to his people about hooking me up. He advised me to start learning French, but this is Canada, I told him."

"We really wanted nothing more than to go out there and finish this game, but, you know, the hackers," said Emery. "They hacked us and threatened us, just like Sony, so we had to call the game off."