Taking to Facebook after Chicago lost to Detroit on Sunday, former Bears head coach Mike Ditka revealed that he “can’t even.”

“SMH,” the 75-year-old sports icon added, followed by a frowning emoticon.

Within an hour, the post had been shared 34 million times by users in the Chicago area alone. At press time, Ditka was believed to be unwittingly spamming random people with invitations to connect on LinkedIn.