Friday, April 26, 2024

‘I’m glad we lost because now the pressure to go undefeated is off’ say...

In the wake of their first loss in the season to the lowly Chiefs, fans of the Packers have taken to message boards and office water coolers to awkwardly and unconvincingly express their "relief" that the their team "doesn't have to worry about that '16-0' target on their back anymore."

‘My fantasy team needs a big game from Marshawn Lynch’ says guy saying a...

As if Monday mornings aren't bad enough, some guy you work with has been talking all day about a bunch of things you don't care at all about, namely his fantasy football team.

‘Tim Tebow-Kim Kardashian sex scandal’-headline written just to try to break the Internet

Two media phenomenons collided today when a blogger posted a sexually suggestive headline about Tim Tebow and Kim Kardashian for no other reason than to drive traffic to his blog and hopefully break the Internet.

Justin Fields decides to ‘take up baseball or something’

The Bears were dealt a blow Thursday night after their first-round pick Justin Fields announced he’s giving up football effective immediately.

Yahoo adds vaccine status to fantasy football player ratings

With surging COVID-19 case numbers lingering over the start of the 2021 NFL season, Yahoo has decided to add vaccine status to its fantasy football player ratings.

After years of hair restoration, Brian Urlacher now just a big Wookiee

For years, commuting Chicagoans have been greeted by the unwelcoming smile of former Bears linebacker, Brian Urlacher in a series of billboards along the Dan Ryan.

Bears hire Urlacher as head groundskeeper to re-grow Soldier Field sod

"It's really easy," said Urlacher. "You just take thousands of blades of grass from healthier areas of the field and insert them one-by-one in the bare areas."