Plagued by turnovers, Ryan switches Jets to Ravens-style ‘All Defense Offense’
“I invented the All Defense Offense,” Ryan declared. “I won a Super Bowl ring with the All Defense Offense. I made it work in Baltimore, and I can make it work here."
Carl Weathers’ NFL Power Rankings — Week 4
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Mr. Weathers, despite playing in only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
NFL.com removes Fantasy Football section after Goodell’s team starts 0-4
After slowly embraces fantasy football, the NFL has abruptly removed all links and references to its in-house leagues because insiders say commissioner Roger Goodell was bitterly angry that his make believe team began the season 0-4.
Lovie now encouraging players to do goofy gymnastics-like celebrations after every TD
Uninspired, dull, comatose and vanilla are adjectives that perhaps best describe Lovie Smith’s sideline demeanor. However, the normally stoic Bears head coach came out of his shell Sunday, summoning his inner Chad Ochocinco to encourage his players to “celebrate their asses off” following every TD.
Michael Vick violates probation by getting a little too lippy during post-game press conference
"Do I really have to explain?" asked Vick when a reporter pushed him to express how he was feeling after the loss. "Do I really have to explain how I'm feeling, sitting here at one and three? Good sir, I would prefer to not answer that question and instead have you rot in hell."
Wisconsin women’s shelters ‘virtually empty’ after state’s banner sports weekend
Government officials in Wisconsin Monday morning proudly announced their women's shelters were "virtually empty" after the state experienced perhaps its best sports weekend of all time.
Jets offensive coordinator admits he’s terrible at his job, thinks ‘it’s pretty funny’
When asked about his especially bad red zone calls or his irrational propensity to dial up crazy deep passing plays to receivers in double-coverage, Schottenheimer chuckled.
