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Even though Tim Tebow is now 6-1 as a starter this year, more and more people seem to doubt the former Gator. Now Father Gillafritz a local talker to God, has informed the media that God himself is not a fan, of both Tebow's mechanics and his practices as a Christian.

Tim Tebow is already taking over the NFL, but now it appears he's trying to take over for Jay Cutler as the main squeeze of Kristin Cavallari. The two were seen out and about in downtown Denver Tuesday afternoon much to the surprise of anyone who follows any of the young celebrities involved.

Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings. Mr. Weathers, despite playing only 8 NFL games, was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.

Two media phenomenons collided today when a blogger posted a sexually suggestive headline about Tim Tebow and Kim Kardashian for no other reason than to drive traffic to his blog and hopefully break the Internet.

Inspired by the Green Bay Packers' sale of $80 million of worthless stock to its eager fan base, The Heckler is following suit! For just $25 you can own* a piece of The Heckler. Unlike Packers stock, ours comes with a handy self-adhesive backing that makes putting it up on your office wall a breeze! Don't bother picking up a $5 frame at Fleet Farm that's needed to hang your Packers stock!

“It’s like a prayer,” gushed Melissa Samson, latest NFL convert. “I’m going to get into the groove during half time of the Stupid Bowl this year. Additional Madonna song lyric!”

As the Bears prepare to face the resurgent Broncos later this month, GM Jerry Angelo has announced a surprise personnel move to counter the play of rookie QB Tim Tebow by hiring Pontius Pilate as an assistant coach on the defensive line. Pilate, the fifth prefect of the Roman providence of Judaea, has no prior coaching experience, but should be able to apply his expertise in the area of defeating messiahs.