NFL

Buoyed by his perceived success of placing the world's biggest single-game league championships in the middle of a small, snowy Midwestern town, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell this morning announced that he has selected an even smaller, snowy Midwestern town to host the 2016 Super Bowl.

“Forget Whitney Houston. Forget 1991. Hell, forget Christina Aguilera. I’m going to be remembered for being the worst,” said Clarkson. "Forgotten words, horrible sound, and a god-awful appearance. I'm going for the trifecta!

“Today, the NFL was embarrassed by two supposedly top-notch defensive players when both decided to play actual defense in this game. The NFL apologizes to its fans, who we know really wanted to see an NBA All-Star game instead."

The NFL has taken some heat for hosting this year's Super Bowl in a smaller city than normal, but Indianapolis is trying to combat its small-town reputation by busing in homeless people from larger nearby nearby metropolitan areas like Chicago and Detroit, hoping first-time visitors will mistake Indiana's capital for the big city it strives to be.

The Rangers’ Marian Gaborik has been called a “sniper” in the past, but never in the literal sense – that is until Canadian police arrested the All-Star for suspicious behavior Monday morning.

The Chicago Bears have finally found their next GM, and they've given him carte blanche to carry out whatever head coach Lovie Smith tells him to do.

After the Giants' NFC Championship win against the San Francisco 49ers last Sunday, coach Tom Coughlin couldn't stop smiling, as his team was headed to the Super Bowl. However, Coughlin has stated multiple times...