Sunday, April 28, 2024

Bulls players crossing fingers for another Boozer gym bag accident

Bulls players are holding out hope that unproductive Carlos Boozer trips over another gym bag before Game 5 of their series against the Pacers.

Boozer signs deal to endorse Nike’s line of concrete shoes

Carlos Boozer has been having a rough go of it later but his luck might be turning around after the Bulls forward signed a deal to endorse the new Nike Concrete line of shoes.

Sports leagues band together to sew athletes’ mouths shut

In a rare move of solidarity, the four major sports leagues have banded together to pass a national mandate requiring all professional athletes to have their mouths sewn shut at the signing of their first contract.

Boozer hopes new thugged-out neck tattoo helps him rebound from slump

Mired in a terrible playoff slump, Bulls forward Carlos Boozer showed up to pre-game workouts today with a new, massive tattoo on his neck that he hopes will help him start performing better.

Luvabull unveils new tramp stamp

While the new-look Bulls battle it out for a playoff spot, the Luvabulls have a new look of their own after veteran dancer Feather Daniels showed up to a recent practice with a brand-new tramp stamp tattoo on her lower back.

Confusion abounds as Bulls and Celtics both wear St. Patty’s green

The Bulls honored the St. Patty's tradition of sporting green uniforms Tuesday night. Unfortunately so did the Celtics and all hell broke loose. Neither team knew which players to guard or pass to, but Chicago somehow held on for a six-point win.