Tuesday, May 14, 2024

Anger mananagement helps Jason Kidd save Mavericks

After years of taking anger management classes, Dallas Mavericks guard Jason Kidd keeps owner Mark Cuban from literally blowing up the Mavs.

Corner of sports bar doesn’t have a TV in it

Lincoln Park Slims broke the cardinal rule of sports bars recently when a small area of its wall was not covered by high definition television. Although the pub was equipped with 2,313 televisions, including 15 in each bathroom, it was the small section of a wall without a T.V. that had customers up in arms.

Heat surprised to learn they haven’t already won NBA Finals

Just a day after the Miami Heat held a raucous celebration that made Charles Barkley blush to honor their playoff series win over the Celtics, Miami players were surprised to learn there were two more rounds to the playoffs before anyone will be winning the 2011 NBA title.

Bosh preparing even better flop than last time Heat and Bulls played

Heat forward Chris Bosh is working on outperforming his famously terrible flop from this winter when Miami last played the Bulls. He's not exactly sure how he'll do it yet.

Anxious Bulls fans riot preemptively, just in case team doesn’t win it all

"This is a great team," said Bucktown resident and fan, Martin Held, as he torched a car on Madison and Damen. "But I'm not taking any chances. I decided to get my rioting in now just in case the Hawks series is the last one we win this season."