Friday, March 29, 2024

Jalen Rose finally learns what an ‘Uncle Tom’ actually is

Jalen Rose created a stir last month when he referred to black Duke players as "Uncle Toms" during a documentary about his Michigan "Fab Five" team from the early 1990s. Today he's issuing an apology for his comment after finally being told what an Uncle Tom actually is.

Fresh out of prison, the real Benny the Bull returns just in time for...

After more than four years in lockup, the original Benny the Bull is returning to the lineup in what Chicago hopes will bolster the team's chances in the playoffs.

Every single thing the Bulls do to be compared to Jordan era

“We would like to think that this team right now could have its own identity,” said Paxson, “But fans and writers just won’t let that happen. No matter how successful this team is for years to come, it’ll never get out of Michael’s shadow, so why fight it?”

Citing irrationality of coin flip, NBA to make tie-breaker Bonner vs. Scalabrine ginger death...

“Looking back on it, we see now how a coin flip wouldn’t be fair to either team," said Stern. "After debating a wide range of solutions, the league has decided that, in the event of the Bulls and Spurs sharing the same regular season record, home court advantage throughout this year’s playoffs will be determined by the winner of a muay thai cage match between Brian Scalabrine and Matt Bonner."

Heckler Stats: Team Tattoo Leaders

Kenyon Martin and the Denver Nuggets sit atop this month's list of most tatted teams, edging out the Dennis Rodman and Tommy Lee sack race team.

On Deck: Sports predictions for April 20-27

The Heckler predicts what will happen in the world of sports in the next 7 days. Among the speculations, Blake Griffin will dunk the moon and Matt Thornton will get an unofficial save.

Thibodeau will hover over court on suspension wire for rest of playoffs

“Coach likes to call all the plays,” said star point guard Derrick Rose. “But this will really give him a chance to position us just like how he wants it on the board. In fact, we’re thinking of all getting X’s tattooed on top of our heads.”