Wednesday, May 1, 2024

U.S. Men’s World Cup team on pace to win more games than Jeff Samardzija

With their victory over Ghana in the first round of the World Cup, the United States men’s soccer team is just one game shy of equaling the two wins Cubs pitcher Jeff Samardzija has so far this season.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space win World Series

The Killer Klowns are strangely bearded space aliens who look like circus clowns. However, they take the form of professional baseball players and are known for terrorizing Major League Baseball.

MLB agrees to play 2020 season in South Korea

Manfred added that before deciding to move to South Korea the league considered "much, much, much safer" countries than the United States including Angola (13 cases a day), Venezuela (100 cases a day), Namibia (5 cases a day) and Finland (8 cases a day).

Cubs issue World Series rings to Billy Goat, Black Cat and Gatorade glove

In a stunning announcement by the Cubs today, the Ricketts family extended a 2016 World Series championship ring to exiled super fan Steve Bartman. But lost in the fine print were details on the other commemorative rings the team discretely opted to issue.

Cubs wake up from year-long trance, mysteriously find themselves in Game 7 of World...

Cubs skipper Joe Maddon’s clubhouse antics this season have ranged from magician performances to the team regularly dressing up in footy pajamas. But, what no one realized is what he did to evade the...

Adrian Gonzalez protests call by staying at a Trump Hotel

Adrian Gonzalez was up in arms following the refusal to overturn the out he made at the plate in the second inning Wednesday night. With no possibility for re-review, Gonzalez protested the only way he knew how – by whining over social media, and yes, even staying the night at a Trump Hotel.

Samardzija vying to become first one-win Cy Young Award recipient

"The way I see it, I'm right on track for the Cy Young," a naive Samardzija stated. "Eric Gagné won it in '03 with only 2 wins and I'm confident I can accomplish the same feat this year with only one. If I happen to win a few along the way, I suppose that wouldn't hurt."