World Series title to go to whichever team has at least 9 healthy players...
As players opt out of the 2020 season and fall ill to COVID-19, MLB commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday that this season will be a "war of attrition."
Patient on ventilator ‘relieved’ to hear of MLB’s COVID testing issues
MLB's major problems with coronavirus testing come as an "odd relief" to a patient currently battling the disease with the help of a ventilator.
Orioles to pipe in booing crowd noise all season long
In order to feel "more comfortable" while playing at an empty Camden Yards, the Baltimore Orioles today announced that they will pipe in artificial sounds of fans booing the home team throughout the shortened 60-game 2020 season.
Betts’ new 12-year contract scheduled to end in 2028 due to apocalypse
Despite signing a massive $365 million 12-year contract extension with the Dodgers, Mookie Betts' deal will actually end in only eight years due to the impending global apocalypse that will take place in 2028.
Cubs reach Marquee deal with Comcast, but there’s a catch
The moment Cubs fans have been waiting for is reportedly here: The team is set to announce a deal with Comcast to carry its new Marquee Sports Network just in time for Opening Day. There is a catch however.
StL conspiracy theorists blame Cubs for Cards’ Covid-19 outbreak
Some of the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball" are convinced there's more than meets the eye behind their favorite team's major Coronavirus outbreak.
