GM Sandy Alderson claims success with ‘perfectly mediocre’ Mets roster
"I couldn't be prouder at the news that our team has officially reached a PTI (Positive Talent Index) value of 0," Alderson said on vacation in Hawaii, while other MLB GMs are working furiously to improve their teams through free agents and trades.
Chug-Chug Comic: White Sox woes
Chug-Chug The Comeback Clown and his South Side nemesis/friend Buzz-Buzz discuss the Sox losing Mark Buehrle and Ozzie Guillen to the Marlins.
Pujols mocks Derrick Rose over paltry 5-year deal that ‘doesn’t screw fans at all’
"What a moron!" exclaimed Pujols. "I'm like 20 years older than him and I got myself a 10-year, quarter billion dollar deal! He didn't even bother to screw over all his devoted fans. Such a joke."
Cubs purchase Wrigleyville McDonald’s in anticipation of signing Prince Fielder
The Cubs made headlines earlier this week when owner Tom Ricketts purchased a parcel of land across from Wrigley Field where a McDonald's currently sits. Seen originally as a move to bolster the ownership's presence in the neighborhood, Ricketts revealed Friday morning that it's actually a prelude to the hopeful signing of portly free agent Prince Fielder.
Yankees deal Feliciano to A’s for office supplies
Three months after southpaw Pedro Feliciano’s left rotator cuff surgery, you wouldn’t expect there to be a market for his services. But then, you’d be underestimating the resourcefulness of Billy Beane.
Braun blames drug test on eating a leftover chorizo from the sausage race
Disgraced Brewers slugger Ryan Braun is blaming a leftover chorizo for the drug test he failed at the end of this season.
Disappointed in lack of good Wisconsin roosters, Ramirez to start cow fighting ring
Just days after news leaked that star left fielder Ryan Braun tested positive for heightened levels of synthetic testosterone, the Brewers are facing another PR nightmare as newly signed third baseman Aramis Ramirez announced plans to begin training and fighting cows during the off-season.
