Thursday, March 28, 2024

Stern locked out of own bathroom; wife says he ‘takes too long getting ready...

"I am deeply saddened that my wife Dianne would betray me like this," said Stern in a somber mood at the NBA league offices in New York. "Since we have been married, I have never done anything to prevent you from getting the bathroom time you need, and you do this to me?"

Man making $30,000 a year claims $10M salary for Carlos Pena is ‘a steal’

Campbell, who was unemployed for several months before landing his current job in February and missed a couple of credit card payments since the beginning of the year, claims Peña — who has been in the Majors for 11 seasons — is only going to go up in value.

Cubs ask season ticket holders to just go ahead and make checks out to...

The Cubs sent renewal invoices to their season ticket holder base this weekend and took the unique route of asking several thousand of their customers to just go ahead and make their checks out to "Alfonso Soriano in care of the Chicago Cubs."

Budweiser not all that proud to bring you Vikings or Colts, NFL sponsor clarifies

“‘Proud’ does not accurately reflect the feelings of our company’s owners and management when we see the on-field play of the Vikings and Colts,” the memo says. “At best, the emotion could be described as ‘mild discomfiture’.”

Red Sox target radio man Pat Hughes as most talented Cub in Epstein talks

“Not one member on that team is good enough to play here,” said Sox owner John Henry. “But those golden pipes of Pat Hughes are well-suited to broadcast games from Fenway.”

With New York out, Fox cancels remainder of post-season

"With New York out of the picture, we have determined that the rest of the post-season is simply not fiscally viable," said Fox Sports spokesperson, Stacey Cooper. "We've informed [MLB commissioner] Bud Selig of our decision and he has, understandably, consented."

Derrick Rose to spend lockout in China selling shoes to the same people who...

"Yeah. You know. China's cool," said Rose. "I just came back from a tour there and they really love me and most importantly, you know, they love buying my shoes."