Following release, NFL replacement refs move to customer service industry to keep pissing people...
“I figure I made hundreds of thousands of people violently angry for a three week period,” said ex-replacement official Ned Randall. “So, I asked myself, ‘Where can I garner that kind of emotionally provocative response from people?’"
A-Rod sublets third base to minor leaguers
After striking out in seven consecutive at-bats during the playoffs this year, Alex Rodriguez caused controversy in New York when he decided to sublet his contract with the Yankees to minor leaguers.
NHL, NHLPA stuck on whether to move Canucks, or burn Vancouver, then move Canucks
“Whether you’re a big-shot team owner or a fourth-line enforcer, everyone can agree that we’re tired of Vancouver’s crap,” said the unnamed source. “I mean, they already tore half the city down themselves. These guys just want to finish the job.”
NHL cancels holidays, month of December, passing of year
“If we’re going to get serious about playing hockey in 2012, this ticking of time thing has got to stop,” said Bettman. “I decree it perpetually November 21 until further notice.”
With Pierzynski gone, Chicago athletes battle to take over as city’s biggest jerk
Former White Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski left town this week for Texas, leaving Chicagoans everywhere in search of the newest athlete to hate.
D-Bag Madness update: Hawk and Raffi open Round 2 with big upsets
The mighty have fallen! No. 1 seed Daniel Sedin was bounced Wednesday by No. 8 Hawk Harrelson 62% to 38% and No. 7 Raffi Torres crushed No. 2 AJ Pierzynski 78% to 22%. Will the Cinderellas continue to dance today?
Tebow joins with Lochte to create reality TV dream team
Tim Tebow has just been cut from the Jets and his agent's phone has been ringing off the hook ever since. But it is not NFL teams that are calling to recruit the controversial quarterback. It is reality television producers calling to pitch show ideas to the failed football star. Some ideas coming from some not so regular reality outlets.
