Friday, April 26, 2024

Robert Kraft trades himself to Tampa Bay

Saying that his life is in disarray without Tom Brady and Rob Gronkowski in New England, Patriots owner Robert Kraft traded himself to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.

Sources: Bucs were forced to throw in toilet paper and hand sanitizer to finalize...

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers desperately wanted to trade for Rob Gronkowski and were willing to throw in even some of their most valuable assets.

Gronk joins Buccaneers because he thinks they’re actual pirates

Rob Gronkowski requested a trade to Tampa Bay on Tuesday not because his former QB Tom Brady is currently there but because he appears to believes the Buccaneers are actually pirates.

Fans are fed up with Joe Buck for rooting against their favorite porn stars

At this point it is no secret that Joe Buck has accepted $1 million to commentate live porn webcams. It didn’t take long for fans to once again give Buck a hard time.

Second-Best Sports Town Update: Philly, Detroit, Denver & Atlanta advance

We’ve reached the Isolated 8 and things are getting intense! Atlanta edged Oakland for the last spot. Now it’s time to see who’s going to make the Furloughed Four!

Belichick uses April Fools as cover up, claims his excitement for new QB Brian...

Patriots head coach Bill Belichick picked a perfect day to hold a press conference with his new starting quarterback, Brian Hoyer on April Fools Day as he shared his excitement for next season.

MLB listens to Trump, sets Easter as Opening Day

“If you can’t trust the President to provide Americans with sound, honest, fact-based advice, who can you trust? Plus, we need to do our part to juice the economy,” said Manfred. “Churches are going to be packed on Easter Sunday morning, and we’re going to pack Yankee Stadium with 60,000 screaming fans later that afternoon. It’s going to be great.”