Sunday, November 29, 2020

Redskins changing name to Washington Bullets

Following decades of backlash, Dan Snyder today announced the NFL team he owns will be changing its name from the Redskins to the Bullets.

Redskins’ owner finally sees the light, changes the name to Washington Murder Hornets

Washington Redskins Dan Snyder has come around on his team's controversial name. “We realize that the name ‘Redskins’ is bad, offensive and hurtful.” said Snyder. “We want to turn...

Alex Smith donates shattered right leg to Body Worlds exhibit

Redskins QB Alex Smith has finally decided to call it quits on a comeback attempt and is donating his shattered right leg to Body Worlds for them to add to their collection.

Trump says there were no boos, only boobs at World Series

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism

David Bote diagnosed with rare ‘Icy-Vein’ disease where he has no choice but to...

“I freaked out,” said the Cubs’ infielder. When Bote asked the doctor if he would be okay, the doctor responded: “You’re going to be more than okay, David. You are going to be a freaking legend.”

Game of Thrones actors make Cubs-Nats Sunday Night Baseball predictions

Millions will be watching as the battle for the Iron Throne culminates Sunday night, but the actors for the hit HBO series will be tuned in elsewhere. When not...

Hot Stove Shocker: Harper, Bryant quit baseball to become next Siegfried & Roy

At a Mirage Hotel press conference, home town heroes Harper and Bryant explained why they will now continue the legacy of iconic Las Vegas illusionists Siegfried & Roy rather than play baseball.