After attending Game 5 of the World Series last night to a chorus of boos, President Trump insisted that there weren’t actually any boos, but just the crowd chanting “boobs” at the front-row flashers.

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism.

Trump was praised by conservative media as being “Presidential” for fighting the titillating temptation of groping the flashers, and for standing by his Christian values as he loyally stayed in his suite with his third wife who he’s cheated on.

Trump now finds himself in Chicago on Monday, where it will be indiscernible on whether the boos are for him, or the Chicago Bears’ offense.

Shingo TaCatsu