Monday, June 1, 2020

Astros players all sold their stock right before coronavirus hit because someone told them...

In a shocking revelation, the same guy who told the Astros players what pitch was coming also told them a global pandemic was coming so they better sell off some stocks.

Dr. Fauci warns the nation not to forget that the Astros cheated

Dr. Anthony Fauci didn’t mince words when he, along with President Trump, addressed the nation on Tuesday afternoon.

Parents seek court permission to change names of kids named after 2017 Astros

With many of the nation’s youth baseball programs now banning the Astros team name hundreds of parents have sought court permission to change first names of children named after Houston players.

Astros and Red Sox swap trash cans to kick off Spring Training

"What a better way to commemorate our last few seasons than to exchange something that’s been so crucial to the success of both our organizations?”

Inside source confirms Astros signal for a slider will be when Dusty Baker swallows...

New year, new manager, but the Astros are at it again. It only took a few days of spring training for sources to confirm how the Astros planned to relay signs to the hitters now that everyone knows about the trash can.

Collectors go wild as Topps releases Limited Edition ‘Trash McCann’ Astros rookie card

Topps has sent the baseball card collecting crazies into a frenzy with the release of their new 2017 limited edition Houston Astros card, Trash McCann.