Friday, October 15, 2021

In lieu of building better team, Houston erects more hills in outfield

The Astros have hired mini-golf course/laser-tag arena designer Skip Humburger to turn the already-treacherous Minute Maid Park outfield into something that looks even more like a tourist attraction.

Astros players all sold their stock right before coronavirus hit because someone told them...

In a shocking revelation, the same guy who told the Astros players what pitch was coming also told them a global pandemic was coming so they better sell off some stocks.

Trump says there were no boos, only boobs at World Series

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism

MLB Commissioner: ‘Cheating is not allowed in our sport unless it results in more...

Two days after laying the smackdown on the Astros, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred made it clear that cheating will not be tolerated in baseball, with one caveat.

After heartfelt 7-second apology, everyone completely forgives Astros for ruining the integrity of the...

Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve addressed the media today regarding the Astros' sign-stealing scandal and compiled what no one thought they could--the perfect apology.

Trump pardons Astros

President Donald Trump today pardoned Houston Astros players, coaches and executives for cheating by stealing pitch signals in games during the 2017 season when they won the World Series.