Jerry Krause’s family is upset.
The Astros have hired mini-golf course/laser-tag arena designer Skip Humburger to turn the already-treacherous Minute Maid Park outfield into something that looks even more like a tourist attraction.
In a shocking revelation, the same guy who told the Astros players what pitch was coming also told them a global pandemic was coming so they better sell off some stocks.
"What a better way to commemorate our last few seasons than to exchange something that’s been so crucial to the success of both our organizations?”
With many of the nation’s youth baseball programs now banning the Astros team name hundreds of parents have sought court permission to change first names of children named after Houston players.
New year, new manager, but the Astros are at it again. It only took a few days of spring training for sources to confirm how the Astros planned to relay signs to the hitters now that everyone knows about the trash can.
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