Friday, October 15, 2021

Trump pardons Astros

President Donald Trump today pardoned Houston Astros players, coaches and executives for cheating by stealing pitch signals in games during the 2017 season when they won the World Series.

After heartfelt 7-second apology, everyone completely forgives Astros for ruining the integrity of the...

Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve addressed the media today regarding the Astros' sign-stealing scandal and compiled what no one thought they could--the perfect apology.

Astros’ cheating punishment concludes with rumored hiring of Dusty Baker as manager

"Today our punishment has been levied and we're, um, excited to name Dusty as our next manager," said owner Jim Crane, according to sources. "I guess this is where I'm supposed to say we look forward to having him lead our organization for the next 18 to 24 months."

MLB Commissioner: ‘Cheating is not allowed in our sport unless it results in more...

Two days after laying the smackdown on the Astros, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred made it clear that cheating will not be tolerated in baseball, with one caveat.

Trump says there were no boos, only boobs at World Series

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism

Maddon announces next road trip theme will be to dress up as better baseball...

After dropping two of three in Houston and getting swept in St. Louis against the Cardinals, Maddon came up a good idea for their next road trip.

Astros and Mets to sit out 2014 MLB season

In a move that's being described as cost-cutting, convenient and pragmatic, the Houston Astros and New York Mets will sit out the upcoming Major League Baseball season.