World Series 15
“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism
Having gone shirtless for most of the event, Wood eventually walked into the trophy while teammate Dexter Fowler was holding it on his hip for a photo. Six of the trophy's 30 gold-plated flags pierced Wood in the lower abdomen.
"Five million? No way!" said Joe Malonecki of Tinley Park. "I am sure it was 4,999,998 at most."
Cubs manager Joe Maddon defended his decision to bring Aroldis Chapman in the seventh inning Tuesday night, saying he also told his closer to prepare for a 27-out save in Game 7.
"I can't believe what I did," said Todd Ricketts. "People I don't even know are calling and texting asking when they can pick up their tickets. Why did I give them all my cell number?"
“It’s more likely that Aramis Ramirez will steal 10 bases this year,” said ESPN Radio’s Mike Golic. “I also think we could see Reed Johnson win the MVP award or Soriano hustle out a grounder before the Cubs and Red Sox square off for a title.”