Pujols statue spotted fleeing St. Louis; claims it was just ‘out for walk’
A few days after it was unveiled outside his restaurant, the statue of Albert Pujols was spotted running for the Amtrak station in St. Louis to catch a midnight train to Anaheim.
Forte livid about Halas Hall janitor’s cost of living raise
“This is outrageous!” screamed Forte as he stormed into GM Jerry Angelo’s office. “Everybody gets a raise but me, huh? When was the last time Ralph carried 50 percent of this franchise’s offense?!”
Locked-out NBA players wonder where their next Bentley will come from
As the NBA labor dispute drags on, many players are beginning to grow nervous about how they’ll pay for their next luxury car or pair of diamond stud earrings.
Martz buys some batteries to throw at Cutler during Philly game
In another sign of the growing rift between Bears QB Jay Cutler and offensive coordinator Mike Martz, the latter purchased “a large quantity” of D batteries to hurl at Cutler during Monday’s game against the Eagles.
Suh fined $20,000 for poking Brady on Facebook
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell today announced Lions DE Ndamukong Suh has been fined $20,000 for poking Patriots QB Tom Brady on Facebook earlier this week. It represents the league's latest effort to curb Suh's beastly intimidation tactics but is the first time he's been fined by the league for something done off the field.
Quade to go back to working at local automotive shop
Recently fired Cubs manager Mike Quade told all fans Thursday not to worry about him as he will be just fine after landing the "perfect fallback job" at a local Midas automotive shop.
Cubs: Sandberg not considered for Old Style vendor post
Cubs President Theo Epstein announced today that Ryne Sandberg will not be among the candidates he considers for a new upper-deck Old Style vendor position.
