Wednesday, December 31, 2025

Giants hold fake tryout for Tiki Barber

Barber was told to show up at a local high school in the outskirts of Pennsylvania, where he ran drills and caught passes from a 15-year-old quarterback. That’s when things started to get fishy.

NFL admits it has ‘absolutely no idea’ what a clean hit is anymore

Minutes after Lance Briggs was flagged for unnecessary roughness on a seemingly clean hit that leveled Lions WR Calvin Johnson Sunday evening, NFL officials were scrambling as it finally became clear the league no longer had the ability to distinguish a dirty hit from a clean one.

Campana pinch-runs for Usain Bolt at track and field championship

“I just needed some time off,” said Bolt, lounging in a hammock. “And I figured who better than Tony to keep me in the Gold, as we say in the biz. Little did I know he’d break my world record!”

Alex Rodriguez signs Jose Reyes to a five-year, $100 million deal

Many professional athletes have deferred money for the good of their team, but Alex Rodriguez just took things to a whole new level. Rodriguez, once called a “selfish 24+1 player,” proved just the opposite today when he came to terms on a five-year, $100 million contract with star free agent Jose Reyes.

Media ignores Forte contract status for like 12 minutes

Local sports writers and radio personalities dropped the ball today when they failed to update the public on Matt Forte’s contract status for nearly a dozen minutes.

Knicks owner admits he created lockout so fans wouldn’t have to watch team’s horrendous...

"Yes, the allegations are true," Dolan said at his Long Island home. "I made up the entire NBA lockout. In reality, there is no CBA or Player's Association or even a commissioner, as David Stern is a figment of my imagination."

Brady forced to fly coach until performance improves

After an abominable 21 incomplete passes in last week's game against the Giants, the Patriots are forcing Tom Brady to fly to games in coach with the general public.