Intoxicated Jim Hendry arrested trying to break into Wrigley Field dressed as Santa Claus
Former Cubs GM Jim Hendry -- down-and-out and reportedly "extremely" intoxicated -- was arrested over the holiday weekend trying to break into Wrigley Field while dressed as Santa Claus.
Stern suspends Kobe for wearing ‘ugly-ass’ shoes Sunday against Bulls
"When I turned on the TV I thought my picture needed adjusting," said Stern, taking a page from Roger Goodell's book and punishing a player for wearing inappropriate footwear. "Neon green and purple? Does Kobe think he's a Fly Girl wearing those ugly-ass kicks?"
Giants GM Sabean makes it to Christmas without signing a washed-up 30-something
Giants fans throughout the country have been in complete shock this off-season as GM Brian Sabean has so far restrained himself from signing a washed-up guy in his 30s or 40s.
OSU offers memorabilia and dropping ‘The’ in its name in exchange for bowl eligibility
In the wake of learning that its fabled football program will be ineligible to play in any bowl game next year, Ohio State University’s athletic department has made an offer of concessions to the NCAA. In a statement released Friday, OSU Athletic Director Gene Smith said that the school is offering the NCAA old memorabilia and the "The" before its name as a means for reinstatement.
McCown chosen as sacrifice to Gods of Green Bay
The Chicago Bears have selected third-string quarterback Josh McCown to be sacrificed to the Packers on Sunday. The Gods in Green Bay, known for controlling the icy winter wind and creating obese dairy farmers, demand to be appeased through regular sacrifices.
Sexual harrassment suit forces Monta Ellis to play defense for first time ever
"On the basketball court I'm lobbing up 20 to 25 shots a game so I don't have to worry about playing defense," said Ellis. "But in this case they're the ones who are lobbing shots my way, but instead of shots, it's damning evidence like copies unsolicited cell phone photos of my penis that I sent to a woman who worked for the team."
White Sox accidentally give Danks contract that was meant for Buehrle
"Our offices are a real mess," said GM Kenny Williams. "Mark gave us a chance to compete with Miami's offer but I couldn't find the paperwork in time. Turns out I filed it in the John Danks folder so he wound up getting Mark's deal. What a disaster."
