Pistons concerned as down-and-out Tayshaun watches ’17 Again’ to prepare for Bulls game
"We've had some lean years around he recently, but this season's shaping up to the be worst," said the 31-year-old veteran. "Watching movies like '17 Again' take me back to better days, like when I was a teen growing up in Compton."
Ben Roethlisberger vows to get even fatter in offseason
“No, I’m not going to work out at all,” Big Ben said. “I plan on eating, sleeping, and eating. No ‘assaulting,' no motorcycle riding, just eating 'til my last name looks smaller on my jersey.”
Northwestern’s bid to add ‘speed chemistry’ as Big Ten sport denied for 17th straight...
“First off, the travel schedule would be killer,” said Delaney. “The speed chemistry season would inevitably create conflict with science fair season, which is immediately followed by the National Star Trek Convention and the World of Warcraft Festival. These kids wouldn’t give that up.”
Carcillo starts book club
“I’ve been reading since I was at least fifteen,” said Carcillo. “There are definitely some classics I’d like to share with the world. And then dispute.”
Lovie grows mustache to finally endear himself to Chicago fans
Don't look now, but Bears head coach Lovie Smith has taken a page from Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville's book and is now sporting facial hair.
Derrick Rose diagnosed with TooQuickia Disorder
“Due to the patient moving at speeds normally reserved for sports cars driven by drunk celebrities or Lance Briggs, Mr. Rose was beginning to feel the effects of the human body moving much quicker than it’s designed to,” said Dr. Raymond Peterson.
