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Sam, the first openly gay player ever drafted, is expected to find somebody else during the first month of the season between divisional road games against either Arizona and Seattle.

Major League Baseball has indefinitely suspended every Cubs position player for suspected PED use after the club exploded for a season-high 17 runs in a rout of the Cardinals last night in St. Louis.

Sure, Peyton has Sirius XM and Papa John's. Brady has Under Armour. Even Jadaveon Clowney just signed a deal with Puma. But none of them have an exclusive multi-year deal with the frat house that brought you last year’s sickest party, the Kegasaurus Ice Luge Bro-Down Foam Body Shot Spring-Fling Vodkaritaville Lost Weekend.

Blackhawks fans rejoiced late Sunday night when their beloved team did not make them regret turning on the television and instead won game five against the Minnesota Wild, bringing this series to a 3-2...

“Look dudes. You guys know the Brycenator totally scores with all kinds of beautiful babies. I mean I am like the biggest tail hound out there. I'm just a freaking wizard with all the sexy women. Also, I’m not gay.”

"I keep forgetting that," said Jordan. "Well, Jerry [Reinsdorf] has two teams. We're not even a real team. Aren't we the Hornets again? Who do we even have? Al Harrington?"

In the fifth inning of Wednesday night's loss to the White Sox, Ricky Renteria came out of the dugout to argue a ball-and-strike call, but suddenly changed his mind while confronting home plate umpire Tom Woodring.