Monday, March 18, 2024

NFL surprised to learn putting ‘End Racism’ in end zones hasn’t actually ended racism

"It turns out it requires more than aspirational messaging to upend the generations of systemic racism baked into American culture," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "Who knew?"

Bears name Robbie Gould Player of the Year

"Robbie did what no Bears team has done in quite a while and that's defeat Aaron Rodgers and the Packers," said Bears owner George McCaskey.

McCaskey taps Polian to help find new auto mechanic

When the "Check Engine" light suddenly appeared yesterday morning on the dashboard of Chicago Bears' CEO George McCaskey's 2011 Honda Accord, he knew exactly who to call to help start the process of making Chicago proud of his car again.

NFL flexes Bears-Vikings off the schedule completely

ing that it has flexed the Week 18 matchup between the Vikings and Bears to a more appropriate spot: off the schedule completely.

Yahoo adds vaccine status to fantasy football player ratings

With surging COVID-19 case numbers lingering over the start of the 2021 NFL season, Yahoo has decided to add vaccine status to its fantasy football player ratings.

Justin Fields decides to ‘take up baseball or something’

The Bears were dealt a blow Thursday night after their first-round pick Justin Fields announced he’s giving up football effective immediately.

Buffalo Bills sign future Hall of Famer Mitch Trubisky

"We are very excited to add Mitch to our roster," said Bills GM Brandon Beane. "Any time you can go out and get a guy who's bound for Canton, you do it."