Filled with snapback-wearing Chads and Brads who unironically say “dilly dilly” before each Old Style, the Wrigley Field bleachers have been officially recognized as a fraternity. Going by the Greek letters of Kappa Upsilon Beta, the Wrigley bleachers will participate in rigorous hazing of its prospective members by forcing them to watch a Ken Harrelson-led […]
"We had a nice lead early and Jonny [Lester] needed to calm down a bit," said Contreras, "so I did what good catchers do and visited my pitcher as often as possible in the first inning."
"It seemed like the nice thing to do," said Cubs skipper Joe Maddon. "I mean, hey, if the guy wants to swing by and take some BP, who are we to stop him?"
"Sure, it would be great to sign some big multiyear contract," said Arrieta, "but you know what is also great? My beard. So why not focus on making that even better?"