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"It's a fire sale. Everything must go," said Epstein, while on a phone call with another team's GM. "Rizzo for three 17-year-old prospects? Done! Bryant for a No. 5 starter and a cooler mascot than ours? Send me the paperwork!"
"It was great having Woody back tonight," said manager Joe Maddon. "So great in fact that we're not letting him go back to Kansas City. We need him here."
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The Cubs were less than two innings into the defense of their world championship when one lifelong fan unleashed his first complaint about the team.
"When we started looking at the type of game we'd like to become, it really seemed a lot like rec league softball," said Commissioner Rob Manfred, "so we are just going to adopt all our rules from there."