Monday, November 23, 2020

MLB cancels all 6 Abreu HRs due to use of ‘banned substance’

MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred announced Monday morning that he was wiping out the six home runs Jose Abreu hit this weekend at Wrigley Field due to the White Sox slugger's use of a banned substance.

Brennaman apologizes for not slurring homosexuals in private like usual

"I can't begin to stress how very sorry I am for using such a derogatory term during the middle of a broadcast," said Brennaman. "Normally I reserve things like that for private, away from microphones and live TV broadcasts."

Cardinals now have to play 55 games in 40 days

After their three-game series against the Cubs was canceled, the Cardinals now have to play 56 games in 40 days in order to complete the shortened season on time.

Craig Kimbrel extends scoreless streak to 3 days

Failed Cubs closer Craig Kimbrel found some positive news this weekend as he extended his scoreless streak to three days.

StL conspiracy theorists blame Cubs for Cards’ Covid-19 outbreak

Some of the self-proclaimed "best fans in baseball" are convinced there's more than meets the eye behind their favorite team's major Coronavirus outbreak.

Cubs plan ticker-tape parade to celebrate Marquee-Comcast deal

Elated that they struck an 11th-hour deal to broadcast their new TV network on the region's largest cable provider, the Cubs this morning announced a ticker-tape parade will be held in Chicago Saturday.