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“I identify more as a Simone. That name is just gold right now,” Lochte shared. “I’m also thinking I'd be pretty rad at weightlifting or gymnastics.”

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A petition is circulating online for Cubs third baseman and heartthrob, Kris Bryant, to ditch his traditional baggy baseball pants for something a little tighter.

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Cubs-Sox at Wrigley this year should be a great time and now's your chance to join. Get a game ticket and your first two Old Styles at the Murphy's Bleachers pre-party for less than a price of a ticket alone on the secondary market. Only a handful of spots remain so sign up today at TheHecklerStore.com!

A confidential source close to the situation reported the latest. "Although [Cubs general manager Jed] Hoyer said he was fine with Arrieta displaying his work ethic for the world to see, he firmly believes in the Body Issue Jinx."