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It's time to end the madness.

"I can't believe what I did," said Todd Ricketts. "People I don't even know are calling and texting asking when they can pick up their tickets. Why did I give them all my cell number?"

Really makes you think!

“It’s just sitting there,” Gonzalez stated in the Dodger dugout Thursday night. “We’ve all seen what Rizzo and Russell were able to do with his bat and underwear, so if I can get a little piece of that magic, I’ll take it.”

First Hillary took out her smartphone, an iPad and three damaged Blackberries to see if she could check the score and give a slightly condescending correct answer. Then, a furious Donald Trump demanded he knew the answer without even looking, and claimed that the Cubs were winning 15-0 because they were winners.

Adrian Gonzalez was up in arms following the refusal to overturn the out he made at the plate in the second inning Wednesday night. With no possibility for re-review, Gonzalez protested the only way he knew how – by whining over social media, and yes, even staying the night at a Trump Hotel.