Panicked Cubs enter rebuilding mode after sluggish start
"It's a fire sale. Everything must go," said Epstein, while on a phone call with another team's GM. "Rizzo for three 17-year-old prospects? Done! Bryant for a No. 5 starter and a cooler mascot than ours? Send me the paperwork!"
Join The Heckler for the Cubs Ring Ceremony Wednesday at Wrigley
The Heckler is hosting another great group outing at Wrigley this Wednesday night for the ring ceremony game against the Dodgers. Only a handful of spots remain so sign up here today: http://tinyurl.com/HecklerRingCeremony
Lifelong Cubs fan waits two innings into season opener to complain about team
The Cubs were less than two innings into the defense of their world championship when one lifelong fan unleashed his first complaint about the team.
We hardly knew ye, Jay Cutler
The Jay Cutler era comes to a disappointing end. Here are some of the top headlines from The Heckler over the course of the his time here.
Wrigleyville to deport White Sox fans
A mass deportation of White Sox fans from Wrigleyville is set to begin after Cubs owner Tom Ricketts signed an executive order to send them back to the South Side of Chicago.
MLB to full-on adopt rec league softball rules now
"When we started looking at the type of game we'd like to become, it really seemed a lot like rec league softball," said Commissioner Rob Manfred, "so we are just going to adopt all our rules from there."
John Fox not sure if Bears will play in 2017 Super Bowl
"Our team has a lot of work to do and our ultimate goal is to win the Super Bowl," Fox stated. "Whether that goal is reached this year, it's really hard to say. It's not that I can't say. The words are just really hard to get out of my mouth."
