Monday, May 12, 2025

Viciedo changes name from Dayan to ‘more manly’ Chelsea

White Sox outfielder Dayan Viciedo informed the team that he has legally changed his first name from Dayan to Chelsea.

Central banking system collapses as all Packers fans sell team stock at the same...

When Packers fans discovered that there wasn’t any depth in the front seven and the running-back-by-committee approach wasn’t yielding enough yards from the line of scrimmage, it immediately prompted a run of global proportions.

Cubs successfully avoid ‘creepy’ San Diego mayor during Padres series

Cubs management announced after Sunday evening's 15-inning loss to the Padres that the team successfully avoided the outgoing mayor of San Diego during their entire weekend series in the Southern California city.

Bears looking for polite way to tell Ditka to stay away

"I was a little shocked," said Trestman. "I'm not sure if he understood why we had asked him to address the team. Maybe he didn't know it was a one-time thing."

After trading DeJesus, Cubs looking for player with hottest wife

Beautiful Wrigley Field got a lot less beautiful when David DeJesus got traded this week, meaning no more sightings of his beautiful wife Kim. Now the Cubs are looking to replace her in the stands.

NFL solves concussion problem by blocking ESPN from doing documentary about brain injuries

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell declared victory over concussions today after blocking ESPN from co-producing a documentary about head trauma with PBS.

NFL reaches historic $1 billion mark in defensive player fines

Commissioner Roger Goodell announced that the fine levied on Bears linebacker Jon Bostic earlier this week put the NFL over the $1 billion mark for penalties against defensive players.