Tuesday, August 12, 2025

NHL decides to start lockout in February, once people care again

The NHL labor contract expired Sunday, in the midst of players and owners scrambling to get a deal done. This all happened while Americans couldn't care less, as there is nine hours of football to watch today.

Fearing lost income from lockout, Kane cuts back to partying just 10 times a...

With the threat of a major NHL lockout looming, Patrick Kane is beginning to prepare for the possibility of taking a severe financial hit by scaling back on his partying ways to going out only 10 times a week.

NHL commish celebrates Labor Day by doing no work at all, just like rest...

"I'll probably start my day like I do every Monday, by taking a nap right when I get to the office," said Bettman. "Then I'll look through the papers and see if there's any lockout news to ignore. Once I find it, I throw it in the trash without reading."

From the Lastros to the Cleveland Frowns, The World’s Most Honest Sports Team Logos

Team names are fun, but they don't always accurately reflect a franchise's players and fans. Here at The Heckler, we've created a few alternate names and logos that are more descriptive of the teams they represent.

James Dolan thrilled ‘Steve’ Nash is coming to New York

“We find it best to just let him think what he wants to think,” said an anonymous employee of Dolan’s. “It’s like his ears have a Knicks filter. Everything is about the Knicks. Eventually he’ll realize this was a hockey move, but for now, we’ll let him be.”

Kane denies having a drinking problem while wearing ‘foam dome’ party helmet

Making his first public appearance since photos of his raucous Madison weekend surfaced this spring, Patrick Kane dodged a barrage of questions about his alcohol consumption while wearing a "foam dome" party helmet stocked with two jumbo cans of Carlsberg beer.

Pre-Ovechkin Washington Capitals fan found

John Benson, a resident of Silver Spring, Maryland claims to have been a fan of the Washington Capitals before the team acquired star player Alex Ovechkin. Although it is hard to believe, the team did exist before Ovechkin, who locals affectionately refer to as "Ovie."