Friday, August 15, 2025

Play Bears Bingo — Week 10, 2013 (Lions)

Play along as Jay's groin is the talk of the town.

NFL to honor America’s vets by not forcing them to watch Dolphins-Bucs on Monday...

The game on ESPN between two teams in varying degrees of turmoil will be replaced by a commercial-free showing of "Saving Private Ryan."

National media preparing to criticize Cutler for playing through injury

“This is typical selfish Cutler,” said NFL Network analyst Deion Sanders. “Didn’t he see how well McCown played? What is he thinking trying to play through pain and get on the field for this potentially season-changing Lions game?”

Skip Bayless questions the toughness of Aaron Rodgers’ clavicle

"Listen, you keep bringing up his Super Bowl MVP, but what's Rodgers done for the Packers lately?" Bayless asked regarding the 2012, 2011, and 2009 Pro-Bowl selection. "Ultimately, I don't think his clavicle is up for the pressures of an NFL season."

Incognito admits he has a tiny penis, just like every other bully in the...

"I'm just like any other bully, completely insecure about how small my dick is," said Incognito. "A lot of people try to understand why I'm such a jerk, but it all boils down to the way I feel about the size of my penis."

Jets wake up from dream, realize they’re actually 2-7, not 5-4

"This is bulls*@$!," Rex said groggily to the unnamed writer. "We're 5-4, I know it! No way they can fire me if we're 5-4, right? Let's go get a goddamn snack!"

Schaumburg man orders McCown jersey online after upset victory

"McCown was awesome," Greenblatt gushed. "I mean, Forte was also awesome, and so was that offensive line, but McCown, man, he was something else. Our backup guy was so much better than the Packers backup guy."